Google hits for “only muffin tops”: 196 hits
Google hits for “only muffin bottoms”: only 4 hits, 3 of them from someone on a forum saying, “THIS IS LIKE SELLING ONLY MUFFIN BOTTOMS! Fuck you”
I'm left-handed, which I'm pretty sure is the source of my awesomeness.
Google hits for “only muffin tops”: 196 hits
Google hits for “only muffin bottoms”: only 4 hits, 3 of them from someone on a forum saying, “THIS IS LIKE SELLING ONLY MUFFIN BOTTOMS! Fuck you”