I'm left-handed, which I'm pretty sure is the source of my awesomeness.
Just when I thought Japan couldn’t surprise me anymore… it comes out with a pop group singing a song about how great and smart Japan is, citing pinnacles of Japanese ingenuity such as mechanical pencils, canned coffee, karaoke, shinkansen, and instant ramen. I can’t even tell if it’s a joke or 100% serious patriotism.